Ketchup Monster

You may be familiar with the Cookie Monster, well I am officially the Ketchup Monster. Me likey ketchup. You can hide just about any food in ketchup and I will eat it. I especially like it plain - just pure ketchup straight from the plate to my mouth, preferably by the handful. Here I am chasing Mom around the house with the Ketchup bottle asking for more...please???
What do you mean I cannot have more Ketchup?!?!?!? That is SO rude.